Rest in Peace,me.
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billboard tells the truth
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cheers
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absolutely much more effective then viagra.i guess.[watch out for the side effects]
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this birth was sponsored by....
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pregnant or eating disorder? u decide
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Yo momma's so stupid,
when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead.
Yo momma's so stupid,
she ordered her sushi well done.
Yo momma's so stupid,
she bought a solar powered flashlight.
Yo momma's so stupid,
she told everyone that she was "illegitiment" because she couldn't read.
Yo momma's so stupid,
she called the 7-11 to see when they closed.
Yo momma's so stupid,
she asked you what the number for 911 was.
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Yo momma's so ugly,
just after she was born, her mother said "What a treasure!" and her father said "Yes, let's go bury it."
Yo momma's so ugly,
her mom had to be drunk to breast feed her
Yo momma's so ugly,
she made an onion cry.
Yo momma's so ugly,
she turned Medusa to stone!
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Yo momma's so fat,
she makes Free Willy look like a tic tac
Yo momma's so fat,
when she steps on the scale it says one at a time please
Yo momma's so fat,
she makes Big Bird look like a rubber duck.
Yo mama' so fat,
she's 36-24-36... but that's her forearm, neck, and thigh!
Yo momma's so fat,
all the restaurants in town have signs that say: "Maximum Occupancy: 240 Patrons OR Yo Momma"
Yo momma's so fat,
her picture takes two frames.
no momma's was hurt during the process of posting this post. chill to all momma's out there. you rawk!
i'll sing for you, i'll do anything to see you smile.
awww awww. todae morning rain again. it has been raining the whole wk and dat suxed. truely. i told myself ytd if it rains im not gonna go skool. budden when i gonna fall aslp de rain stopped. shoo shag. dEn todae no lesson shoo bored. teacher called my mom den return me report card. result suxed. expected. went to pierce my ear at 4. voots swollen ahs. wasnt pain but the swell shoo big. yeeks. den now slack here cox my dad juz officially went out for cruise. cloudn9ne~
half hour more going wurk liaos. den 2 den come back. dunno hu will b online. but nvm hu cares. im juz 1 ignorant useless chap down the street.
HOLIDAY PLAN
-finish entire maths tys
-finish my dnt folio[damn it]
-earn more $$
-6pacs
-renew my life
i'll sing for you, i'll do anything to see you smile.
everyday staring at the blank wall at home. picturing you in my mind. cant be able to figure out why, the world is so u-n-f-a-i-r.
i'll sing for you, i'll do anything to see you smile.
i am officially banned to use my computer at home. so wad does dat mean? no more blogging no more msn and dat sux. this sux dat sux my dad sux! anything call me or msg me. i doubt anyone will do dat. but hu cares. darned up life.
i'll sing for you, i'll do anything to see you smile.
omigawd!?! am i or am i feeling kinda lost without seeing mr ow from pass few days. his been mia[reservist i guess] since monday and its lyk kinda boring
missing all the hide and seek fun, yea fun.
i'll sing for you, i'll do anything to see you smile.
feelings.my feelings. u know?
This song pledged my feelings right now.
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I open my eyes
I try to see but I'm blinded by the white light
I can't remember how
I can't remember why
I'm lying here tonight
And I can't stand the pain
And I can't make it go away
No I can't stand the pain
How could this happen to me
I made my mistakes
I've got no where to run
The night goes on
As I'm fading away
I'm sick of this life
I just wanna scream
How could this happen to me
Everybody's screaming
I try to make a sound but no one hears me
I'm slipping off the edge
I'm hanging by a thread
I wanna start this over again
So I try to hold onto a time when nothing mattered
And I can't explain what happened
And I can't erase the things that I've done
No I can't
How could this happen to me
I made my mistakes
I've got no where to run
The night goes on
As I'm fading away
I'm sick of this life
I just wanna scream
How could this happen to me
I made my mistakes
I've got no where to run
The night goes on
As I'm fading away
I'm sick of this life
I just wanna scream
How could this happen to me
my heart ishh crashing.
cant hold my feelings.
take a deep breath.
your still unerased from my heart.
heart pounding.
going faster.
what's happening to me?
how could this happen to me.
words in this colour ishh the whole point of this post.
broken away from the shell i hate you hate you hate hate you
ytd after skool came home, on computer. budden no connection tried restarting my computer and all those stuff and still couldnt work. check the lights of the broadband got blink blink anot. got. budden still no connection. grrr i check here check there den foound out dat my internet port ishhh missing. my dad actually wentt to hide it. hate him. i actually searched the whole house but in vain.hate him. the whole night didnt even wanna look at his eyes. otherwise sure fight again. hate him. den i went my frien hse. swey swey his mom forgot pay internet bill den i shoo like wth lohh. nvm play xbox den talk talk. hate it man.
7+ went home. eat liao watch tv dunno wad to do. all i want ishh to use msn. hate him. den i dao him. he osoh dao me. den bout 10+ still nothing to do lohh. take mp3 come out listen music den fell aslp.
this morning ishh boring. nobody was in schol. hate it. went class got chemistry test. oh shit loh! nv learn at all. budden nvm lahh i in class got listen tnk onli wrong 5sum =Pp denden english go library saw many pple start coming into the schol. den dnt sho boring todae damn hyper lyk ytd. keep on disturbing pple. den after mt which ishh dunno wad period lah. hlp chen lao shi take her back down to office. juz wanna waste time lah! i tnk tomolo osoh i will take de. den go 3rd level i tnk they got hmt bah. den tis teacher stare stare. den i stare back at her loh. she tnk she wad sia. go back class maths. den after skool play basketball. boring. hate it. now back home. found my port ishh back. things starting to get right. my life is back on track. but something is missing in my life. it cant get out from my head but wad can i do. things will nv seem right to me after all. you should really know.
purpose driven- this life is actually the preparation for the next life after you die.
may the good or the bad, success or defeat be the next life
that makes the difference.This is only the beganing.
mr pay loo seng- all take out ur calcator and do ur calcation.
-sapate ur tables
--[the skill of spitting[alotwithout knowing]at people around]
owww... so swweeet. i mean chocolate ^.*
finest chuck
wells oh wells. shoo tired tired after whole day.
ytd had shoo much fun. woke up early in the winnie hours den go meet the peeps all at macdonals 201 den went take bus12 go to katong. den 5mins lata in the bus suddenly joel, ghaz and ylx came up den disturb all the passangers. den daniel somemore go purposly sit wib a boy playin dunnno wad gamboy advance de.
den we all disturb disturb ask wad game he playin where he going blahblah. he face so shyshy liao lohh fer nuting kena disturb by a bunch of pple.
den bout half hour lata at bedok justin came up. we from the dbl decker look down saw him carrying the bag fuyohh! sho big sia. den i toakcock say he going camping after dat. sho he came up den cock till reached katong.
reach katong liao.... we go the lan shop find wallace they all. ohh yea btw its celebrating wallace birthdae dats y we go de. den some of us wanted to play pool shoo we walk walk den climb over the main road the fence den walk walk somemore... climb 3 stories ahhhah reach liao. den play pool lohh. play 2hours+ cost ardd $12+ liao sho expensive! den play finish liao shoo hungry den finding place wanna eat lohh. den dat justin kept on katong laksa katong laksa. budden onli he want to eat dat. shoo we walk back to katong mall the lan shop find theyall. den went out eat.
blahblahblah walk walk again! walk to winner meimei house shoo damn far. reach there liao the security lanjiao loh. say got 2 bbq party inside the condo liao onli can 3 pple go in. den we at least got 10 people there lohh. shoo we went out call winner come down den after awhile den he let us in over some conditions.
went in ard 3+ i tnk den playplay bB some swim den toakcock. ard 7+ den left the place go eat. eat lotiprata at 1 indian kopishop. the curry bery nice nahs cox its spicy and i love spicy food.wakakas.
went home came online and fall ashleeps.
Thats all Fcuk!
[["ymerej#~
my finger will grow!
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the wootaful star potato
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