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jeremy tan
25/09/89
amnerd@hm

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  • May 2005
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  • November 2005


  • the song



    Saturday, November 19, 2005

    this was from my earlier post. okie to be exact May.
    i guess this post had to be revived so here it is again.
    come lets give a warm welcome to
    yo momma...


    Yo momma's so stupid,
    when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead.

    Yo momma's so stupid,
    she ordered her sushi well done.

    Yo momma's so stupid,
    she bought a solar powered flashlight.

    Yo momma's so stupid,
    she told everyone that she was "illegitiment" because she couldn't read.

    Yo momma's so stupid,
    she called the 7-11 to see when they closed.

    Yo momma's so stupid,
    she asked you what the number for 911 was.

    ____________________

    Yo momma's so ugly,
    just after she was born, her mother said "What a treasure!" and her father said "Yes, let's go bury it."

    Yo momma's so ugly,
    her mom had to be drunk to breast feed her

    Yo momma's so ugly,
    she made an onion cry.

    Yo momma's so ugly,
    she turned Medusa to stone!___________________
    Yo momma's so fat,
    she makes Free Willy look like a tic tac

    Yo momma's so fat,
    when she steps on the scale it says one at a time please

    Yo momma's so fat,
    she makes Big Bird look like a rubber duck.

    Yo mama' so fat,
    she's 36-24-36... but that's her forearm, neck, and thigh!

    Yo momma's so fat,
    all the restaurants in town have signs that say: "Maximum Occupancy: 240 Patrons OR Yo Momma"

    Yo momma's so fat,
    her picture takes two frames.

    no momma's was hurt during the process of posting this post. chill to all momma's out there. you rawk!

    i'll sing for you, i'll do anything to see you smile.


    10:05 PM


    okie. see i'm blogging.

    went to downtowneast.
    mom's office had this family day event.
    its rather a big event andd lots of pple were there.
    event held at wildwildwet. rather boring as i completed everything
    nothing else could be done. repeating rides would spell borinnggg.
    everyone was given a 7dollers coupon
    and alot ppple nv go
    so my mom used it all[she hold high position and she's incharge of it, the coupons]
    and the coupons could onli be used for that day,today
    the coupons i hold myself consisted of,hmmm $70???
    excluding momo and dada's coupon.
    so end up we bought $200+ worth of kfc and pizzahut stuff within the wildwildwet and brought home.
    so now... my fridge.. poor thing. xD
    im so happy today. and you know why. :p



    i'll sing for you, i'll do anything to see you smile.


    10:00 PM

    Wednesday, November 09, 2005


    aint she cute?
    finest chuck


    1:50 AM



    treat or trick
    finest chuck


    1:50 AM



    super star virgo
    finest chuck


    1:50 AM