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He was happily married - but his wife wasn't.
I married your mother because I wanted children, imagine my disappointment when you came along.
He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don't let that fool you. He really is an idiot.
His mind is so open - so open that ideas simply pass through it.
Oh my God, look at you. Anyone else hurt in the accident?
When He comes into a room, the mice jump on chairs.
Every girl has the right to be ugly, but you abused the privilege!
I've seen people like you before, but I had to pay admission!
She not only kept her lovely figure, she's added so much to it.
Any similarity between you and a human is purely coincidental!
Are your parents siblings?
As an outsider, what do you think of the human race?
Do you ever wonder what life would be like if you'd had enough oxygen at birth?
Go ahead, tell them everything you know. It'll only take 10 seconds.
Here's 20 cents. Call all your friends and bring back some change!
I'd love to go out with you, but my favorite commercial is on TV.
Learn from your parents' mistakes - use birth control!
TOP 10 things u dun wan to hear from in surgery
1 Don't worry. I think it is sharp enough.
2 Nurse, did this patient sign the organs donation card?
3 Damn! Page 84 of the manual is missing!
4 Everybody stand back! I lost a contact lens!
5 Hand me that...uh...that uh.....thingie
6 Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy.
7 "Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord of Darkness"
8 Whoa, wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what's that?
9 "Ya know, there's big money in kidneys. Hell, he's got two of'em
10 What do you mean "You want a divorce?"
i'll sing for you, i'll do anything to see you smile.
yahyah, okieokie, i know. i long time never blog oredi. i even lazy to study what you think? i dunno how. if u noe how please tell me.
just came home from school. just finished my N level english oral.
well it was okie. teacher seemed satisfied. it was like shoo stressful for two teachers looking at you. then conversation i dunno wan to look at hu. always look at 1 teacher den other nv look abit werid. so every sentence i say i change sight. omg ishh lyk sho awful. left few more days must pass up the dnt folio liao. din realli do much. budden hiaya cannt blame mah. i realli hate dnt. i actually was made for maths de leh. den sec2 nv pass sec 3 kena dnt. den sec3 mr pay teach i suddenly top in class for maths loh. ishh lyk all bcox of farking mdm low. made me lose interest in maths since sec1.
shoo now gonan stop liao. going to go lyk wurkoutt.
check out my guitar .
hiaaa okie loh.
jeremy out.
hiaa
i'll sing for you, i'll do anything to see you smile.