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He was happily married - but his wife wasn't.
I married your mother because I wanted children, imagine my disappointment when you came along.
He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don't let that fool you. He really is an idiot.
His mind is so open - so open that ideas simply pass through it.
Oh my God, look at you. Anyone else hurt in the accident?
When He comes into a room, the mice jump on chairs.
Every girl has the right to be ugly, but you abused the privilege!
I've seen people like you before, but I had to pay admission!
She not only kept her lovely figure, she's added so much to it.
Any similarity between you and a human is purely coincidental!
Are your parents siblings?
As an outsider, what do you think of the human race?
Do you ever wonder what life would be like if you'd had enough oxygen at birth?
Go ahead, tell them everything you know. It'll only take 10 seconds.
Here's 20 cents. Call all your friends and bring back some change!
I'd love to go out with you, but my favorite commercial is on TV.
Learn from your parents' mistakes - use birth control!
TOP 10 things u dun wan to hear from in surgery
1 Don't worry. I think it is sharp enough.
2 Nurse, did this patient sign the organs donation card?
3 Damn! Page 84 of the manual is missing!
4 Everybody stand back! I lost a contact lens!
5 Hand me that...uh...that uh.....thingie
6 Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy.
7 "Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord of Darkness"
8 Whoa, wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what's that?
9 "Ya know, there's big money in kidneys. Hell, he's got two of'em
10 What do you mean "You want a divorce?"
i'll sing for you, i'll do anything to see you smile.